Why Fall is Fucking Fabulous

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Fall is quickly approaching and before you know it, the leaves are going to change colors and the weather is going to get chillier. However, besides the beautiful scenery and crisper air, I am most looking forward to my favorite fall essentials and typical “common white girl” seasonal traditions. For instance, Bath and Body Works have the best candle scents out at this time of the year and yes, I would not have a vagina if I did not mention this (I am burning their “Leaves” candle as we speak). Also, I can finally start dressing cute for class, with cozy sweaters, flannels, and booties. Instead of just sporting my same old Victoria’s Secret “Pink” yoga pants, day after day and Tarjay, Old Navy knockoff flip flops. Moving along, to the MAKE-UP! Can I say more. From the burgundy “vampy” lip, to the dark nail polish, I now have the perfect opportunity to show the world how black my soul truly is. One word… Starbucks. I don’t even really fucking like pumpkin, but oh girl, I could consume their pumpkin spice lattes everyday for the rest of my life and die happy. Lastly, and most importantly,ย Hocus Pocus! Fall is the only time of the year where it is perfectly acceptable for a ย grown ass woman, in her early 20s to continuously re-watch this childhood classic. This babydolls, is why fall is fucking fabulous!


-Kelly A.