As you can probably already tell I have decided to officially change the name of my blog to Doll Kel Kel. Kelly the Glitter Bitch is no more, I have thought about this decision for quite awhile now. I appreciate everyone who has followed me, especially since I have not been posting as frequently as I would like. New posts will be coming very soon!


Where have I been?! (Update)


Hey sweeties, long time and no posts! I have been SUPER busy with school, finishing up my junior year of college and have not had much time to blog. However, I have a lot things that I would like to share. Stay tuned, mwah!


-Kelly A.

Things To Do When You Are Bored


1.) Bake cupcakes

2.) Organize your closet

3.) Have an 80’s movie marathon

4.) Read a book (I’m currently reading Holly Madison’s Down the Rabbit Hole, and so far it’s really good. I definitely would suggest it!)

5.) Have a Britney Spears dance party with yourself (I do that everyday lol, but shh don’t tell!)

6.) Give yourself a manicure

7.) Experiment with colorful makeup that you are too afraid to wear (add some color to your life, get creative)

8.) Drink some wine (well, if you are of age…) and let out a good cry (it’s ok girl)

9.) Call ya grandmotha (She probably would love to hear from you!)

10.) Start your very own blog or YouTube channel (You never know where it may take you!)

Why Fall is Fucking Fabulous

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Fall is quickly approaching and before you know it, the leaves are going to change colors and the weather is going to get chillier. However, besides the beautiful scenery and crisper air, I am most looking forward to my favorite fall essentials and typical “common white girl” seasonal traditions. For instance, Bath and Body Works have the best candle scents out at this time of the year and yes, I would not have a vagina if I did not mention this (I am burning their “Leaves” candle as we speak). Also, I can finally start dressing cute for class, with cozy sweaters, flannels, and booties. Instead of just sporting my same old Victoria’s Secret “Pink” yoga pants, day after day and Tarjay, Old Navy knockoff flip flops. Moving along, to the MAKE-UP! Can I say more. From the burgundy “vampy” lip, to the dark nail polish, I now have the perfect opportunity to show the world how black my soul truly is. One word… Starbucks. I don’t even really fucking like pumpkin, but oh girl, I could consume their pumpkin spice lattes everyday for the rest of my life and die happy. Lastly, and most importantly,Β Hocus Pocus! Fall is the only time of the year where it is perfectly acceptable for a Β grown ass woman, in her early 20s to continuously re-watch this childhood classic. This babydolls, is why fall is fucking fabulous!


-Kelly A.